Irony Week

Things that have amused me this week:

Noel Gallagher's comment regarding the Conservative leader David Cameron "He is like a songwriter who's eternally ripping off someone else's song and changing the odd line a little"
Reports that he then said he was changing his name to Mr Pot are unconfirmed......
What next? Hearts dictator in chief Romanov having the cheek to accuse the Old Firm of turning Scottish football into showbusiness. What's that, he's already done it this week?! Oh well, it must be let's celebrate irony week.

People refusing to take the Daily Retard Edinburgh PM edition even though it's being handed out free. As the Retard is predominantly a west coast paper (Scotland's newspaper my arse) it thought it could crack the Edinburgh market by producing the same paper with a couple of token Edinburgh stories. Meanwhile the sports pages are still full of Old Firm propaganda and continually run down Hibs & Hearts. Looks like it will be running back to Glasgow with it's tail between it's legs quite soon.

Tom Cruise recruiting Ben Stiller to star in a Hardy Boys film. Is this so his co-star doesn't tower over him? Apparently they will play grown up Hardy Boys but then surely they should have got adult sized actors to play the roles..........

The vast difference between Amy Winehouse singing and Amy Winehouse talking. She has a great voice when singing but it's hard to believe it's the same person when she talks. She sounds like a docker. I think elocution lessons would be more appropriate than trying to send her to rehab.

How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can I go ride my bike now?