If people are discussing a sporting event or some kind of competition, usually they will start speculating who the winner may be. If you are around people doing this then you need to chip in with the following:
"I'll tell you who the dark horse is"
This generally gets the attention of everyone as no-one likes to miss out on a potential tip. You need to drag this out a little to ensure that they all want to know.
You then hit them with:
"Black Beauty"
Priceless, has me in stitches every time I do it.
2 comments:
Stealing my material...you bounder!
You always were a dark horse Crooks.
Just like Black Beauty.
Shouldn't you be out fighting Spiderman or Fantastic 4 instead of accusing me of plagiarism?
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