Friday, 8 June 2007

Head

A couple of things that have amused me:

I think the following quote direct from a hairdresser is brilliant:
"Being a hairdresser is a lot like being in the police. It's a 24/7 job, I'm always a hairdresser"
This was said to Sarah last night. I've been racking my brains and I can't even come up with one way in which being a hairdresser is like being in the police. The amount of self delusion is staggering.

It's good to know the self proclaimed leader of the free world can't even pour himself a beer. On TV this morning there was footage from the G8 conference where all the world leaders were sitting having a meal. George Bush tried the simple task of pouring a bottle of beer into the glass and couldn't even manage it. Rather than pour gently he just seemed to turn the bottle upside down so that the beer turned into head as soon as it hit the glass and then it spilled over the top all over the table. Bush just looked at it for a minute and then just started drinking even though the glass was still full of foamy head. Class.

1 comment:

alanm said...

I think you'll find it was the last President that was the expert on head.